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This page is dedicated to some of the weird
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What... you think Humpty Dumpty |
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doesn't need his shoes repaired? |
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A new sole and heel |
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for humpty is no problem. The question is |
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get him through the door?! |
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"One of the nicest jobs" |
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We had to engrave |
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Name, Rank, and Serial Number |
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onto a piece of a Spitfire that was shot down |
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in France during WW2. |
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note: picture is not of original part. |
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"Another nice job"
Although I am not allowed to say who it belongs to!!
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"Get them off!" |
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A lady dashed in one day saying she had a customer in her shop |
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that had tried on a pair of horse riding boots, |
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got them completely stuck and was unable to get them off. |
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After ten minutes of myself, and the two ladies in the shop dragging |
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her around the floor trying to remove them, I was left with no |
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alternative but to cut the boots off! |
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The shop were happy, they'd sold the boots. |
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I was happy, as she had to have a pair of zips fitted. |
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The lady was happy, she got a pair of boots that now fitted like a glove.
P.S. If you read this and it was you, how are
the boots?! ----- |
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"Put a spring in your step!"
Just when I thought I'd seen it all...!
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"Yes we can"
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THE HEN WEEKEND |
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"Hi, I'm on my way to a Hen weekend and I've Ripped my jeans |
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OK where abouts |
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oh my god it's the top inner thigh...croutch!! ok you'll need to
take em off?? |
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and that was about that, Jeans came off, eyes averted, hands shaking |
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mouth going 9 to the dozen to cover MY embarrassment .. she was cool
about it all. |
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it turns out they were ripped on a bafta award winning boat. |
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but I do have to wonder what she got up to when she meet up with |
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the other 16 girls. LOOK OUT BRIGHTON |
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sorry Kerry I left out the bit about the skirt, but it sounds better like
this, He He He. |
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hope you all had a great weekend. |
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